25th of August, 2008

Back Again!

Posted by david in Personal, On Vacation at 2:01 pm | Permanent Link

I’m just back from Puerto Rico again. It was a great trip. Not much happened, except I got engaged.

!!!

There will be more on this as time goes on I’m sure, but this isn’t going to become a Wedding blog. The LMGF will now be the LMF (Love Monkey Fiancee) until the transition to Ms. Lovemonkey next June.

Anyway, I couldn’t be happier, although the following image has been in my head for the last few weeks:

I’m sure more will come on all this. I did have a few posts written before I left and ready to go that I’ll put up in the next few days. With all the excitement my relaxing two week vacation turned into a two week wedding planning frenzy. So they’ll be up soon. And I start my teaching next week, so it’s just going to get busier.

But for now, I can’t stop smiling.

28th of July, 2008

Life Goals

Posted by david in Music at 6:46 pm | Permanent Link

Some people have a list of things to do before they die. I’ve never really had such a list, but I do refer to checking things off it when I do something really cool. Like seeing Jeff Beck, or Paul McCartney in concert, both of which I’ve done (both of which I’ve done twice, actually.) And then sometimes something happens that you check off your list even though you didn’t know it was on it.

Yesterday, I saw a bunch of patients at a mental hospital do the electric slide. Check it off!!!

26th of July, 2008

Roswell, New Mexico

Posted by david in On Vacation at 10:36 am | Permanent Link

I just returned from a quick weekend road trip to Santa Fe to meet up with my parents. One of the towns we drove through was the legendary town of Roswell, New Mexico. For those of you who don’t know, Roswell is the town near the mysterious “Area 51″ Military base where an Alien spacecraft supposedly crashed in 1947. The whole town has made an industry of being Alien Central, and has become quite a tourist attraction. Anyway, the whole town is full of Alien themed stuff, starting with the Wal-Mart. If you can’t see it, look to either side of the front sign:

And right next to their “Now hiring” sign:

It’s a little tricky to tell from this picture, but this is the town McDonalds, and the playground is actually a flying saucer:

Are you hungry? Why not check out the Cover up cafe? It’s out of this world!

And after a nice dinner, why not a cup of expresso? Just hit the Not of This World coffeeshop:

Interested in some new music stuff? Check out this place:

It’s not just the big stuff, it’s everything! This is the Roswell UFO museum (which I didn’t get a chance to go to) but the really cool part is the street light in front. It wasn’t just this one. It was every single street light in town!

To top it off, this is what all the Coke vending machines in Roswell looked like:

Overall, I thought it was a neat little town. And believe it or not, on the route we took from Austin to Santa Fe, Roswell was the only town where we saw a Starbucks. Isn’t that hard to believe? Nowadays it seems like Starbucks are on every corner. In Austin, there’s a place downtown with three Starbucks within two blocks. I thought maybe we had missed some, but from the research I did I really don’t think there was one. Hard to believe! I’m generally somewhat of a coffee addict, but I can live without Starbucks. The problem comes during a road trip when you need coffee. You have to be careful trusting the gas station coffees. Starbucks isn’t my favorite, but it’s decent, and it’s not Gas Station sludge.

After driving through Roswell twice, I came away thinking I’d like to go spend a afternoon there. I’d really like to check out the UFO center, have lunch at the Cover up, and then sit and have a cup of coffee at Out of This World. Out of This World does have live music, so maybe I could make it a business trip.

It seems like the summer has flown by. I’ve been teaching a lot, and not gigging a ton. I’m currently living a bachelor life, being that the LMGF left for Puerto Rico on Wednesday. My plans for my single man week include the following:

1) watching every Mets game.
2) Setting up Pro Tools 7.4
3) Playing with my new M-Box 2 and M-Audio axiom 25.
4) Learning how to use EZdrummer.
5) Riding my bike a few times.
6) Seeing the X files movie.
7) Ordering a pizza. Maybe even pepperoni rolls.
8) Teaching as many lessons as possible.
9) Write at least two more blog posts.

I know. I’m a rock star. I’m heading to PR on Thursday for two weeks, and then once I get back I’ll have a week or two before school starts. It’s been a good summer, it just seems like it’s flying by. Anyway, things are good, just busy. But there will be two more posts in the next 3 days.

Unless EZdrummer is really, really cool.

23rd of June, 2008

All Hail the Podcast

Posted by david in Music at 6:32 pm | Permanent Link

I’m a little funny with music. I don’t always want to hear it. Possibly because it takes up too much of my brain (as I discussed in my last post), or possibly because it’s my job. I’ve had that issue before. I used to work at a movie theater, and I could see movies for free. But I know at one point I didn’t go to a movie for almost three months. And I love going to see movies. I thought about it, and the last thing you want to do when you get home from work is to shower, change, and go back to work. That’s a roundabout explanation, but it’s the best I can come up with. Anyway, for some reason when I’m driving, I almost always prefer to listen to speaking rather than music. So talk radio is the way to go for me. I’ve always been aware of the podcast, but haven’t really looked into it until my friend Nathan mentioned in his blog that he listened to NPR podcasts on his way to work. NPR is only on in Austin early in the morning and late afternoon, so this seemed really cool.

I went through the iTunes store and picked a few podcasts to get into. I’m subscribed to the NPR Pop Culture podcast, which is 15 segments on entertainment. Also I picked a few of Terry Gross’s Fresh Air (Best interview show ever!) podcasts, as well as Bill Maher’s HBO show Real Time. I gotta say, the podcast thing is fantastic! I go through probably 90 minutes of material a day during a normal teaching day, and I’ve been loving it. The NPR stuff is great as usual. The pop culture cast does a segment on famous characters of Movies/TV which so far has featured Mr. Spock, Blanche Dubois, Carrie Bradshaw, Hannibal Lechter, and Cartman from South Park. Quite a collection, huh?

I’ve always liked Bill Maher, but didn’t find enough time to watch his HBO show, so it’s nice just to listen to it. He’s somewhat vulgar, which I don’t mind but I’m sure bother some people. Here’s a quote from a show around the time people were talking about what Obama said about people from Pennsylvania clinging to their guns and bibles back in march:

“Look, if you think the Democrats are coming to take away your Bibles, you’re an idiot. If you thing they’re coming to take away your guns, you’re an armed idiot. And if you think they’re going to take away your Bibles and Guns and give them to an Illegal Mexican immigrant who’s going to shoot you in the face, you’re Bill O’Reilly.”

Another good one was from guest Bob Costas who was saying how President Bush really wanted to be commissioner of baseball, but the other owners didn’t really want him to. Costas then said the following:

Can you imagine how much better off we’d be if he’d gotten that job? I mean, what’s the worst he could of done? Gotten rid of the infield fly rule? Made players run the bases clockwise?”

As a quick postscript, I wanted to mention the passing George Carlin. I’ve always loved Stand-up comedy, and he was my favorite from a very young age, probably too young to be listening to him, but whatever. I was really upset last night when I heard the news, and it’s been with me all day today. If you want more info on his death, check out the New York Times here, here, here, and here. He changed as much if not more over his career than pretty much any artist ever. If you listen to his old albums thorough his newer HBO shows, it’s hard to believe it’s even the same person. It’s hard to hear a stand-up nowadays without hearing some Carlin in him. The aforementioned Bill Maher has some of his style, as does my current favorite Jon Stewart. Stewart hosted a tribute special in 1997 and did a interview with Carlin that was really neat. And Carlin says at the end “By the way, I just wanted to say that people should keep an eye on you. You’re going to do special things.” How do you think that turned out? Anyway, if any one ever thinks anything I’ve written on this blog is funny, then it’s probably just me trying to write like George Carlin. I’ll close this with a quote. Considering he died from Heart Failure this is a little sad, but this is one of my favorite lines from his first book:

“Heart Trouble stopped me from eating Bacon, but I still cook it just for the smell.”

10th of June, 2008

The musical mind

Posted by david in Music, Personal at 1:23 am | Permanent Link

I was attending a yoga class today (Please don’t make fun of me. The LMGF loves Yoga and got me to go with her) and a lot of things started going through my head. I wanted to put a bit of it down here. It has to do with my personal mind. One of the things that’s weird about being a musician is that you can’t turn off the musical portion of your brain, no matter what you do. I’ll have to ask people in other walks of life if they have the same problem. For football players is the whole world just one big grid, broken up in Ten yard increments?

Here’s the kind of thing I’m talking about.

Example 1: I’m lying there during the beginning of the class trying to clear my mind, and I’m hearing the intervals and figuring out the scales of the mellow, yoga approved music that’s playing.

Example 2: Towards the end of the class, there’s a nice mellow song playing, and I start wondering if it’s a redone weird version of “Presence of the Lord” by Blind Faith.

Example 3: Listening to the same song a few minutes later (I think it was on a loop) I realized the singer sounded exactly like Darius Rucker, who was the lead singer of Hootie and the Blowfish. Hey, it doesn’t seem outside the realm of possibility, does it?

So this is all really frustrating. One of the points of Yoga is to try and clear your mind and relax, and you can’t do that if the music is always jumping into your head! It’s a bit like being bi-lingual and hearing conversations in two different languages at the same time. It’s enough to make you crazy. I either want to be focusing on the music or not listening at all. Some people have music playing softly while they drive around, which drives me nuts, because then it’s harder to talk to them because I’m straining trying to hear the song! Grrr. I think I just need earplugs in general.

14th of May, 2008

This is SO Disgusting

Posted by david in Personal at 9:59 pm | Permanent Link

So I was at work today, and I went into the bathroom to, well, do what you do in a bathroom. When I went into the stall, I saw the following:

I actually let out a extremely girly scream and jumped back about three feet. You don’t have this kind of thing back in Ithaca. I’m not happy about this. The possibilities of horror are endless with this situation. After further inspection, I discovered he was dead and his stinger was missing, but still. I’m wondering if this was a school prank or something. If so, it worked. Scared me to death. It gives me an idea, though.

Scorpions on a plane!!!!

What do you think?

12th of May, 2008

caption contest

Posted by david in Personal at 12:26 pm | Permanent Link

Ok, I’m doing this for my Father. I took this photo this weekend, and sent it to him. He suggested a New Yorker style caption contest. So, please, leave your caption ideas in the comments. Best one wins lifelong respect.

Also, I’m almost done with my MS150 blog. I’m really way too busy here at the end of the school year, but it’s bugging me that it’s not done. Soon, I promise.

11th of April, 2008

Dante made my travel arrangments

Posted by david in Music, Personal, Cycling, On Vacation at 3:25 pm | Permanent Link

Where to start? I can’t even imagine. When last I left you, I was sitting on a plane that was supposedly about to take off. Needless to say, that didn’t quite work out. I was still sitting there two hours later, and trust me, it was even hotter and even more stinky. There was all kinds of different stuff they were telling us, including the following:

They lost the paperwork clearing the plane for takeoff.

They found the paperwork, but the FAA people decided to re-inspect the plane anyway.

They didn’t like the kind of clips they used on the wire bundle that’s been all these problems.

The Mechanic came back with the wrong kind of clip.

They fixed the clip, but the FAA guys couldn’t be found.

Finally, after three hours on the runway, they cleared us for takeoff. At this point, it’s 12:30 and everyone is tired and grumpy. Five minutes after the pilot says we’re good to go, he comes back on and says “Now folks, don’t kill the messenger, but this flight has now been cancelled. A storm system has moved into Oklahoma City, and it’s too dangerous to fly.”

A huge collective groan went up, and we all got off the plane. All one hundred of us went out and stood in the empty airport, with three American Airlines employees standing around, typing on computers. Everyone just lined up and stood there. The airline people made only one announcement, saying they were working on a bus to a hotel for us. And other than that, nothing. I was towards the back of the line, so it seemed like I’d be standing there for about an hour. After fifteen minutes, I heard one of the employees say to someone that there’s not another flight until 10:25 the following night, and that would probably be cancelled too. This is info we probably all should have, IMHO. So with that in my head, I start trying to determine my next move, which is mostly giving up hope. Then someone stands up and says “I’m going to go try and rent a car and drive. Anyone want to go with me?” Why yes, about a dozen of us did. So we all ran down to baggage claim, and I fell in with three other people who seemed to have a plan. Two of them were Paul and Amy, a couple back from their first vacation together, and the other was a young man named Brandon. Paul and Brandon took the shuttle to the rental area to get a car, while Amy and I went to Baggage to get our bags.

Of course, it’d be too easy if our bags were there. That’s no fun at all, is it? An airport employee came down to tell us that if our bag hadn’t come out, it wasn’t here and would turn up tomorrow. Thank god I had put the music me and the kids needed in my carry-on. People started getting pretty mad, and one woman started yelling and kicking a garbage can. So Amy and I decided that’d be a good time to get out of there, and headed to get the shuttle to the rental car area.

Paul and Brandon had gotten over there quickly, and managed to get the last car from one of the two 24 hour rental places. There was a big line, so I don’t know what happened to all those people. I hope they all made it. I saw at least three couples with children, and one lady had a cat. The cat was starting to get upset, so that really had to suck. I wanted to tell her she should just go let the cat run around the bathroom for a while, and let the airport deal with it. We loaded up our car, and set out for Oklahoma City. At this point, it was about 2am, and it’s a good 200 miles to Oklahoma City. We were all starving, so once we got to the interstate, we hit a 24 hour Whattaburger in Denton.

We got to know each other a bit at the Whattaburger. I had been a little worried about getting in a car with three complete strangers. You know, one of them could be an axe murderer. But that seemed unlikely. And I know you couldn’t get an axe through airport security, and even if you could, our bags were lost anyway. But if anyone had said “Hey, can we stop at Wal-Mart? I need to grab an axe” I was out of there. It turned out that Paul and Amy both worked at the Federal prison, and Brandon was a diver in the Navy, so actually I was probably the sketchiest one, being a musician. But they were all very nice, and any port in a storm, as they say.

It was after we left Denton that thing started getting messy. We started hitting the storms that had cancelled our flight, and it was pretty bad. It was raining really hard, and our car was getting blown all over the road. I tried to get some sleep, but it didn’t really happen. I woke up when the car went half way off the road and we hit the rumble strips. I’m pretty sure it was the wind, but part of me was worried that Paul was getting sleepy and had dozed off. So I spent the next hour staying awake and making sure Paul was still ok. He seemed it to me, but I couldn’t fall back asleep. I was also more aware of how bad the weather was, and it was bad. There were actually tornadoes touching down in the area, but thank god we didn’t hit any. Finally about forty miles outside of Oklahoma city, the weather broke and from there on it was smooth sailing. By the time we dropped off Brandon at the airport and got me to my hotel, it was 6am. So I was only held up by eight hours. Not too bad, right? Except that I really needed to leave for Wichita by 11 or so, and I still needed to get my rental car and try to find my luggage. I spent 20 minutes on the phone with American trying to figure out where my bags were. They told me they were in Oklahoma City, and They said they’d be delivered in the morning. The only problem was that they have a six hour window from when they leave the airport in the morning. I was really hoping I’d be able to get my bags, because a) My suit was in there, and I’ve always made a big deal about good dress to my students, and If I showed up without it, they’d never let me hear the end of it, and b) I’d really like clean underwear. But there wasn’t much I could do about it, so I laid down for my 2 hours of sleep.

I woke up around 9am. I tried to call american to ask about my bags, but no one was answering any phones. Not surprising, considering there were 120,000 people whose flights had been messed up. So I got up and took the shuttle to the car rental place. I almost had a disaster there, because it turns out National car rental won’t rent to anyone using a debit card if they don’t have their return flight information on them. Mine was back at the hotel, because I had no idea I’d need it to rent a car. The guy at the counter wasn’t particularly helpful or nice. He just told me to call American and get my info. Right, because they have nothing else to do! Then he told me to take a shuttle to the airport and get it from the ticket counter, which I’m sure would also be peaceful and quiet. I politely asked if maybe their shuttle could just run me to my hotel, which is 2 miles away, and he said “We don’t go there.” Nice. Way to go the extra mile for your customers. He then told me to go try one of the other companies. Even nicer. Finally, after a call to the LMGF I managed to get the info I needed and get my car, but this stupid thing wasted about 45 minutes. And it turns out that National is the only company with this policy.

I went back to my room to see if my bag had shown up, and it hadn’t, so I showered and made a last ditch run to the airport to get my bag. Finally, my luck started to change, and my bag was sitting there, waiting for me, sadly chained to a bunch of other lonely bags. It’s amazing how happy that made me. It was my first big break, and I really needed it. I got back into my rented Pontiac G6 and hightailed it to Wichita.

I arrived in Wichita around 2:45, and by the time I got into the school, found my kids, and got changed, it was 3:30. So we had just enough time to get set up and get organized. Did I mention that one of my students came down with a wicked sinus infection the day before they left and so he couldn’t make the trip? So in addition to conducting the group I was also playing his parts on two of the songs. Not at all ideal, and trying to play the parts while keeping an eye on the group was really tricky. But my kids all did a good job, and while it wasn’t perfect, it was good. I’m proud of all of them. The room was also really small, and that’s certainly not the best setup for five guitars, bass, and a Drum set. I was also nervous because Jerry Hahn was there writing comments for us. But his comments were positive and constructive. After our show he did a 90 minute master class for some of the kids as well as a few teachers. I think the teachers learned more than the kids did, and he gave one of the best answers I’ve ever heard when asked about picking technique. Trying to teach good right hand technique is one of the bigger challenges to learn, and his approach is going to be really helpful. (I don’t feel like explaining, but if you happen to be a guitarist leave me a comment and I’ll write it up.)

After the class, I had to pretty much hightail it back to Oklahoma City. I had a three hour drive as well as a 8:45am flight to catch the next morning and it was already 7:00pm. I’m currently writing this from the Dallas airport. My first flight was delayed and so I missed my Austin connection, but I was re-booked on a later flight that only gets in 3 hours later. And they even bumped me to 1st class! I wish the flight was a little longer than 45 minutes, but oh well. Assuming all is well, I’ll be home by 2 and on my way to Houston by 3 or 4. Might even get some sleep before I start the ride tomorrow. I’ll keep you posted. In my original entry, I had the picture below at the very end. Considering how everything had worked out, I took it out because It was way too optimistic. But I’m feeling good now, so here it is. Enjoy.

10th of April, 2008

Where Am I?

Posted by david in Music, Personal, Cycling, On Vacation at 10:33 am | Permanent Link

Where am I again?

I think I should check in with my blog. See how everything is going out there in Cyberspace. Wow. Seriously? Like, three entries this year? Lame. I really should do more with it. So let’s put out an update on life.

Well, first of all, where am I? I’m on a plane. Where am I going? Oklahoma City, believe it or not. I heading to the ISAS arts festival, where my guitar ensemble students are going to be performing tomorrow. I arrive in Oklahoma City tonight, and tomorrow morning I’m renting a car and driving 180 miles to Wichita, Kansas for a 4pm performance. Of course, This is all dependent on the plane I’m currently in actually taking off at some point. It’s practically the only American Airlines flight that’s actually going anywhere today, except that there’s a maintenance issue of some kind. And they can’t run their A/C. So it’s getting hot in here. And a bit Stinky. But I’m just going to expect the best and assume I’ll make it to OOOOOOO-Klahoma tonight. I couldn’t keep writing Oklahoma without one musical theater joke, right? So assuming all goes well, after the show tomorrow afternoon (and the Jerry Hahn guest clinic!) I drive back to my hotel in Oklahoma City and catch a 7am flight Friday morning.

Why am I doing all this crazy stuff? Several reasons. For one, I didn’t want to spend 10 hours on a bus with 50 high school kids. Second, I need to be in Houston on Friday because Saturday morning I’m starting the MS 150. So no rest for the wicked. I never liked that phrase, because I don’t get much rest, and I don’t feel particularly wicked. So maybe no rest for the stupid. That might be my new life motto. For those who don’t know, the MS 150 is a charity bike ride that happens all over the country. This particular edition is going from Houston to Austin, with a layover in La Grange. The best part is that you’d expect something called the MS 150 to be 150 miles long. But no, that would make too much sense. It’s actually closer to 180, but I’m not totally sure. It’s 100 the first day, and I know that La Grange isn’t 50 miles from Austin. I also hear the first day is totally flat, and the second day has a bunch of hills near Bastrop. So that’s nice. Wear us down first, then go in for the kill. Can’t wait. I’ll try to write something and post it Saturday night if I can move at all. Which is possible, but not likely. If I survive, I’ll post something Sunday.


I wrote this about twelve hours ago, when I was just a boy. Now, I’ve been forced to grow up by the harsh realities of the modern world. I’ll continue this saga tonight.

21st of March, 2008

Tomorrow, I might be on TV

Posted by david in Music, Personal at 2:06 am | Permanent Link

I’ve been meaning to write this one up for a while. Right after I got home from Christmas Vacation, I played a gig with Adam at the Red Eyed Fly. We had been told there was a reality show from the BBC coming to film something there, but we didn’t really know what show, or what they were filming. We thought it had something to do with the band playing after us. Anyway, after the gig, I’m wandering around backstage, where there’s catered food, and about 12 million pounds of camera equipment, and I notice a tall guy sitting in the corner playing with his cell phone. “Hmmm” I say to myself, ” He looks familar.”

All of a sudden, I realized who he was. It was Clinton Kelly from What Not To Wear! Not a show I watched a lot, but the LMGF loves it, so I’ve seen myself a few episodes. I’m really bad approaching famous people, so I left him alone for a while. All of a sudden, I saw the other host, Stacey London, running around, so it was obvious that What Not To Wear was the show filming there. Turns out they were there ambushing the Fiance of one of the guys in the band after us! I was still wary of talking to them, but the LMGF (who was in Puerto Rico at the time) would never forgive me, so I went up to Stacy, who seemed more approachable, and asked for an autograph. She was beyond nice and we talked for a few minutes. She even told me my outfit was ok, except for my shoes. I was in my sneakers, so I can deal with that. After we chatted I asked her if Clinton was friendly, and she said he was, so I went and talked to him for a while. I got the LMGF autographs, and also got Adam over to get the following snapshot for posterity:

Adam’s so pimp he even gave them both copies of his CD, and Stacy’s enough of a real pro to hold it up for the picture. They were both amazingly nice and friendly and down to earth. Stacy seemed exactly the same as she is on the show. Clinton was a bit more reserved, but very friendly. I asked him if they got around Austin much while they were here, and he said they did a bit, but not too much. They worked twelve hour days on the show. He said Stacy shops on South Congress when they’re here. All in all, they both were pretty cool.

After all this we all watched them ambush the poor girl who was this week’s victim. That was pretty good fun. I didn’t think she looked all that bad, but that’s just me. I’m not a good judge of such things. Anyway, the reason I bring this all up is that the episode they shot is airing tomorrow night (Friday) at 8pm central time. They did a crowd pan shot that I might be in, hence the title of this entry. And it turns out the girl they were doing is a copy editor for the Austin-American Statesman. She wrote a very long article on the whole process that you can read here.

Anyway, everyone needs to watch. I might be on TV! I always thought What Not To Wear was a possibility for me. I’m glad to have been there and not being the one ambushed!!



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