I just returned from a quick weekend road trip to Santa Fe to meet up with my parents. One of the towns we drove through was the legendary town of Roswell, New Mexico. For those of you who don’t know, Roswell is the town near the mysterious “Area 51″ Military base where an Alien spacecraft supposedly crashed in 1947. The whole town has made an industry of being Alien Central, and has become quite a tourist attraction. Anyway, the whole town is full of Alien themed stuff, starting with the Wal-Mart. If you can’t see it, look to either side of the front sign:

And right next to their “Now hiring” sign:

It’s a little tricky to tell from this picture, but this is the town McDonalds, and the playground is actually a flying saucer:

Are you hungry? Why not check out the Cover up cafe? It’s out of this world!

And after a nice dinner, why not a cup of expresso? Just hit the Not of This World coffeeshop:

Interested in some new music stuff? Check out this place:

It’s not just the big stuff, it’s everything! This is the Roswell UFO museum (which I didn’t get a chance to go to) but the really cool part is the street light in front. It wasn’t just this one. It was every single street light in town!

To top it off, this is what all the Coke vending machines in Roswell looked like:

Overall, I thought it was a neat little town. And believe it or not, on the route we took from Austin to Santa Fe, Roswell was the only town where we saw a Starbucks. Isn’t that hard to believe? Nowadays it seems like Starbucks are on every corner. In Austin, there’s a place downtown with three Starbucks within two blocks. I thought maybe we had missed some, but from the research I did I really don’t think there was one. Hard to believe! I’m generally somewhat of a coffee addict, but I can live without Starbucks. The problem comes during a road trip when you need coffee. You have to be careful trusting the gas station coffees. Starbucks isn’t my favorite, but it’s decent, and it’s not Gas Station sludge.
After driving through Roswell twice, I came away thinking I’d like to go spend a afternoon there. I’d really like to check out the UFO center, have lunch at the Cover up, and then sit and have a cup of coffee at Out of This World. Out of This World does have live music, so maybe I could make it a business trip.
It seems like the summer has flown by. I’ve been teaching a lot, and not gigging a ton. I’m currently living a bachelor life, being that the LMGF left for Puerto Rico on Wednesday. My plans for my single man week include the following:
1) watching every Mets game.
2) Setting up Pro Tools 7.4
3) Playing with my new M-Box 2 and M-Audio axiom 25.
4) Learning how to use EZdrummer.
5) Riding my bike a few times.
6) Seeing the X files movie.
7) Ordering a pizza. Maybe even pepperoni rolls.
Teaching as many lessons as possible.
9) Write at least two more blog posts.
I know. I’m a rock star. I’m heading to PR on Thursday for two weeks, and then once I get back I’ll have a week or two before school starts. It’s been a good summer, it just seems like it’s flying by. Anyway, things are good, just busy. But there will be two more posts in the next 3 days.
Unless EZdrummer is really, really cool.
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Roswell NM and Cooperstown NY — famous places where nothing ever really happened. Wish I knew how to cash in on the Alien craze a little better than the locals do — the pickings look real but slim. Of course, there is much more than baseball at Cooperstown, and maybe Roswell could find something else that happened there — wonder if the Bush girls ever got arrested for underage drinking on the local equivalent of Sixth Street?
All those tie-ins: old and tired and foolish. Of course, the golden west is full of suchlike. Next time be sure to visit Truth of Conseqences NM, right near a huge artifical lake on the Rio Grande and named for a radio/tv show you have to be older than sixty to remember. If nothing else, the sight of huge powerboats headed through the desert at 90mph makes the trip worth it all. So sick, so sad, so very American…